Sk survival guide

Low Expectations. Excellent Sweatshirt.

Made from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester because if you’re gonna move at sloth speed, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This sweatshirt brings a soft feel, a relaxed fit, and a substantial 9.5 oz fabric to your very loosely defined training routine. Perfect for chilly starts, suspiciously long warm-ups, and the coffee stop you’ve been calling your finish line.

Ribbed edges help keep things in shape, even when your workout schedule isn’t. A necktape and half-moon back neck patch add thoughtful finishing touches—because we take our sweatshirts more seriously than our split times.

Wear it to jog. Wear it to consider jogging. Either way, you’re dressed for the occasion.

The Details (We Did the Work So You Don’t Have To)

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester: Soft comfort for people who consider getting out the door an endurance event.

• Medium-heavy 9.5 oz/yd² fabric: A substantial layer for cool mornings and extended snack breaks.

• Relaxed fit: Because your sweatshirt shouldn’t pressure you either.

• Stretchable 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem: Helps your sweatshirt keep its shape while you take things at your own pace.

• Necktape and half-moon back neck patch: A little extra comfort and structure. Someone around here has to hold it together.

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Sweatshirt

Laundry counts as activity. We’re generous like that.

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F. Hot water is for overachievers.

• Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Keep the intensity out of the laundry room.

• Tumble dry on low heat. Your sweatshirt has no interest in a high-intensity session.

• Do not dry clean. No fancy training program required.

• Do not iron. Finally, an instruction that rewards doing less.

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 business days—we’re not rushing, you’re not rushing, nobody’s rushing. Once your order leaves our hands, estimated delivery is 2–5 days in the US and Canada. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.

Returns: The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right—that’s on us.

Here’s the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.

• Let us know within 30 days of purchase.

• The item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.

• Email us at contact@reluctantjoggingsociety.com—we’re actual humans who respond!

We’re all just trying to survive the jog without unnecessary drama. If something’s wrong, reach out. No need to jump through hoops. That sounds too much like exercise.

Policy subject to change, but we’ll always keep it reasonable.